... me about it. I'm not going through all this again for
love nor money!! :-[After much thought, on Monday *Popsy* disclosed to all and
Like I kept telling Flopsy, play with it long enough and it's sure to
come up. :-)))ROFL
It whooshed over Flopsy though :-))on 12/09/2006, *Wonderful Wots* supposed :
I doubt if her hubby minds. ;-)))BigG explained on 12/09/2006 :
Not at all :o)*Popsy* expressed precisely :
tee-hee! ;-)Wonderful Wots explained on 12/09/2006 :
Oh come on Wots.......Nothing wooshes over my head! ;-)BigG expressed precisely :
Mine's the same as his and it's just not playing. :'(Flopsy ;-) used his keyboard to write :
Transferred to lappy now ?*Flopsy* wrote on 11/09/2006 :
Wahey! Looks like that worked ...
... and close now. Looking forward to it.Yep I know the ones. Leave them alone, we'll stick together (our gang) and
make minced meat of them. I've invited us all to a party I can't remember
who's it is now, but it's someone's retirement party and I asked if us lot
could be invited? he hasn't answered yet though!!!!Wonderful Wots??
Flopsy :o)on 11/05/2006, *flopsy* supposed :
Do wake up at the back! :-)Sounds like a plan to me!
I wonder why he hasn't answered! ;o)*CheggersPop* expressed precisely :
He's out driving his lorry through cold and misty patches. ;-)Running scared at the thought of us lot turning up on his door step? ;o)
Flopsy :o)I really don't know, I was my most politest (is that ...
... That's a long word for you isn't it? Spelt correctly too.And it's the correct one as aimed at you.No he didn't, his spellchecker did that for him :-))Wonderful Wots said:
Yes, I did spell check it but no doubt the two of you think, rather than
figure out how to spell it myself using the tools freely available to
me, I should have simply posted here and ask someone ... save precious time of which they have little, online anyway.
Not if they have no idea of what you speak.
IYO maybe, me, I get a buzz out of helping people, takes all kinds I
suppose?Wonderful Wots said:
You think people who have mastered usenet cannot figure out how to do a
basic Internet search? Of course you don't!
You think that it is quicker to post to usenet than to ...
... getting up everybodies arsehole with her ffing and blinding and lying and
general shit awful manner of conversation. Or Sven Goran Ericksen head shot
bullshitt artist who has quite clearly lost the plot and is about to screw
up our chances of winning the world cup with the best players any England
manager has had to pick from in a long time. One is about to be voted out
and can return to the wonderful way in which she lives her life. The other
overpaid twat will also be leaving and will no dought make loads of money by
releasing a book about how he fecked up in Germany. Please let me be wrong.
SteinerThe British press have been on his back from day 1. The FA have been
arsing about as only the FA can. British clubs have pissed him around
over player access.
Can you blame him ...
... eat it.|||
||| Question. Are you sure his main motive wasn't to win it for Wales? I
||| had to laugh when he specifically asked for Welsh lamb.
|| Perhaps he wanted to shag it first....then eat it.
|| "I live just the way I want to - and that's the way I should"
But that is the thing, they are shagging the sheep then selling them to us
to eat.Wonderful Wots [[email protected]
Glyn simply has no identity beyond being Welsh and it seems to me that
he has been indoctrinated from birth in the same way that religious folk
indoctrinate their young - for him being Welsh is his belief and it
means that his life is now a limit of that belief.
He cannot eat food that is not Welsh or marry a girl who is not welsh or
live in a place that is not ...
... charge as I
thought I was exempt after 6.00PM.
Am I in trouble? "
Yeah showing yourself to be real stable there. I think these were
attempts at humour... but a humour that might suggest "serious mental
health issues" to use your own words. LMFAO!Yeah your right what was I thinking, Nikki is rude and sulks and has
stroppy tantrums then is a different person the next day.
Wonderful Wot's has never done any of the above has he?Mheh.. Post of the day. By a woman, too. ;)Ummm thank you! lol!Lets just consider for second you're right. What good are you doing by
Is that what you do to alcoholics or people suffering from mental health
problems in real life, because that's pretty fucked up, don't you think?What ...
... BB site......?
I really can't remember which site it was - the one with the 'Jon's
Geek Army' messageboard that stopped reporting on BB at all after
Tickle got tackled, weeks back, but I had the pic in my Temp Internet
Files - here: http://vjc.org.uk/bb4/jon_strikemedown.jpg
Looks a bit more H.Pooter, there - yours is better!Ahh, I remember seeing the pic, now, but the quote meant nothing to me
at the time!
It does look HPish. (Were there wizards / witches in Star Wars?)
Oh, I feel bad now. :-/Your great lighting makes up for that though. Exchelente ambassador.
PS Do you get sick of all your constant praise? :))Thank you. :)
I fiddled and faffed around for ages with the shadows. I really ought
to have had more of a shadow on ...
... but say if Jason snogged her and as he is so 'manly' it would be
rather funny to see his reaction if she did confess all.I spotted that Nadia was not what she seemed within 10 Seconds and know
others that did as well. I think only a blind man would fail to notice
something was odd about her.Hindsight and Davina saying loudly "SHE IS A POST OPERATIVE
TRANSEXUAL" are wonderful things, eh?Yeah, but don't forget how wonderful eyes, a brain, and reasonable
powers of observation are too.It would be funnier if it was Victor, epsecially after he thinks she fancies
PaulaOh god no.... he go crazy..... he's a real tosserCould you imagine him trying to keep onto his "street rep" after that?fancies
... ardent Makosi fan... I was merely airing my preference,
looks wise, over the two women! There was no malicious intent towards
btw, my arse looks better than Makosi.
Steve*shazzbat* wrote on 14/09/2005 :
I'm saying 'nuffink'! :-))):oD
Flopsy :o)*flopsy* formulated on Wednesday :
I'd only upset Wonderful Wot's if I did... ;-))Not at all!! Wot's is too Wonderful to be upset so easily!! lol
Flopsy :o)*flopsy* formulated on Thursday :
OK... so I can still mention *Sikoma* then?
(rearrange that word into a popular phrase or saying!) :-))Well, yeah, for what little time she has left in the press!!
By the way, there was pictures of her in TV Quick. She was at the TV Quick
Big Brother& ...
... timer will
have a heart attack.
(yes I meant Kirk Douglas, I'm sure they must all get together at christmas for a
chin-wag ;) )I will also have a bet on the following:
Carrie "fat arse" Lyons having a heart attack.
Wonderful wots sucking the wrong dick and catching aids
Christopher choking on his dummy
Tids being killed by armed police for baby shooting.|| I will also have a bet on the following:
|| Carrie "fat arse" Lyons having a heart attack.
|| Wonderful wots sucking the wrong dick and catching aids
|| Christopher choking on his dummy
|| Tids being killed by armed police for baby shooting.
We will get side-tracked here, may I suggest HRH Prince Phillip or maybe Ian
HuntleyFlipper explained on 14/09/2006 :
Not Ian Huntly. Why stop his ...
... if you can remember
a specific word in a post.
Select a date 'from' and 'to.
Then click on "Google Search" at the top.Ok thank you, I'll do that tomorrow. What time do you go to bed then?It happens that *Izzard* formulated :
I was up before six this morning so I'm off any minute... I wanna get
my five hours in. :-)Ahh! Good night then, I'm going in a minute too*Izzard* expressed precisely :
Right! Put the cat out Izzy and turn the light off when you've
finished... I'm off to slumberland. :-))The cat doesn't want to go out, so she's staying here with me. You don't
like it? you sleep outside!Oh I do apologise I am so sorry, I thought you ...
... they are
classed as a minority.You wouldn't think that is you were in poof central in Brighton.Christopher [[email protected]
Why do you assume that I do not know what I am talking about?You've visited Brighton then?Christopher [[email protected]
Used to live there.<snigger>Christopher [[email protected]
It's a wonderful place, never lived anywhere better, and I would go back
tomorrow if I could afford to but the price of property sadly puts it
out of my league.The prices of houses even in Warrington are out of my league. :-(Extend your paper round then.true , but he's very backwards at cuming forewards with the ladies.Nah, don't forget he's had attention from ...
... that, Wots could bake a Baklava like I did today. :-))God.....I LOVE that stuff.....but think of the calories !But the chopped nuts are good for you... ;-)))Isn't that painful though? :-)
Clairy*Clairybums* expressed precisely :
Not if you drink all the sherry first... ;-))Having absolutely no idea what a Baklava is I doubt I would have much
success with that either. ;-))*Wonderful Wots* expressed precisely :
You haven't lived if you haven't eaten baklava!!! :-)))
You'd need a packet of filo pastry, a whole pack of unsalted butter,
400grams chopped walnuts or almonds, lemon, 3 cinnamon sticks, caster
(You have to make sure that you don' ...
Joseph Fiennes who I share this with. (the tears start flowing)
(And On She Went...)
I would like to thank the rest of our miraculous cast and crew.
Our producers Donna Gigliotti and David Parfitt...I didn't forget you
this time! (laughing and sobbing). Especially, Jim McGill and
Sophie Shant and my friend Ben Affleck (sob, sob).
I would like to thank my wonderful agent Rick Kurtzman, who is a
beautiful man and a wonderful agent and in his case that is not an
oxymoron! I would like to thank Harold Brown, Stuart Gelwarg and
Steven Huvane. (sob, sob)
I would not have been able to play this role had I not understood love
with a tremendous magnitude, and for that I thank my family; (wailing)
my mother Blythe Danner who I love more than anything, and my brother
ahh.."dya like me piercing..."
maybe she hasn't got a clit piercing ?It was always a nipple piercing? It's been clearly visible through most
of her clothes since she got in there.
Fallen.A nip piercing is hardly "in an intimate area" though..not in my book anyroadsIt might be if you got to play with it...anyroads
Overrated, from my point of view - not nice to look at, not much fun to play
with. Why ruin a perfectly-serviceable pair of breasts with bits of metal?
:o(Nah is it shite intamate. Everyday you see lasses nipplage in the cold, so
not as if you cant see the fuckers. (well, you can get the kist of em :-p )
... sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual
couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000 plus a new
The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit,
case there were any other complete morons!*Wonderful Wots* has brought this to us :
All are completely false! ;-)
http://www.snopes.com/legal/lawsuits.aspAwww rats, duped again :-))
Thanks Big G,. I'll check my 'sources' from now on.*Wonderful Wots* formulated on Wednesday :
Sorry Wots :-( but I got caught out on that myself. :-(They're all false?? Bloody hell I told everyone in the pub last night, I had
everyone talking about claims, all trying to get the stupidest one. I won
too, with the woman on the ...
... but thanks for postingflopsy said:
As already posted, can't find any reference to remake of addicted to
love so have moved on to remake as in new version of the same video
format for the next single just on the off chance it is that she is
I'm doing me best here! :-)Sorry Bert. Wasn't paying attention at the back. You're doing a wonderful
job......keep it up! ;-)flopsy brought next idea :
I've read elsewhere that she appears in the US version video of
Addicted To Love.CheggersPop said:
And if you can find a "US" version then pppllllleeeeaaaasssseeee point
us at it because none of the rest of us have managed it so far. :-(John Rowland said:
Ah, OK. I'll have another look on that basis....I found a ...
... Express, try
again; I've just done it and it worked just fine.
Oh and Big G: THANKS!!!!!!!! <hugs>
VicYup, worked for me too. Good ol' Big <no hugs though> ;-))on 25/09/2005, * Wonderful Wot's* supposed :
THAT'S ok, I've still got the bruises from the other two... ;-)Sounds like you 3 had a good time ;-))* Wonderful Wot's* explained on 25/09/2005 :
Nah, they were after Eddie, not me. :-)Can I remind you of your promise to give me a private lap dance, following
my wonderful advice to you earlier today?
(This is where the poster admits that in fact they are male lol).Indeed I am, but don't let that worry you. ROFLROFL!! I can't wait to see Paul squirm under Wots!! :oD
Flopsy :o)I think ...
My name's Shilpa.
Aren't I ph*cking wonderful ?
***t !No, Shitpa you're not fucking wonderful.
Now, you're not wanted here so why don't you just fuck off back to
PS Take your relatives with you!
... last night...so I couldn't
get on me pooter to do some work. Now we have another
one starting......and it looks a biggun !
Anyone else got a storm brewing?It happens that *Tids* formulated :
I had one from about 4.00pm to 6.00pm this afternoon but it went
westwards towards Dorset without leaving any rain... just lots of big
thunder claps.Me too. Same neighbourhood Big G? Where you at?*Wonderful Wots* expressed precisely :
Hampshire coast.Not even close, I'm in Berkshire but we did experience the same weather!It didn't bring us any rain, and we're only just into dorset. We found the
lights kept dimming, but that was all.
Nearest thing we had to a storm yesterday was the thunderous noise produced
by this, which happened a couple of hundred yards away. - ...
...tomorrow is the start of a very busy week for me, I have to pack as I am
leaving my home of 28 years to move back to my roots, I.E. back to
Lancashire. I wish you all a happy and prosperous life, and hope that,
nothing but, all that you wish for befalls you.
I'll probably lurk for a few days before I eventually switch off my pute,
but probably won't be posting very much.What's the big deal? Lancashire has internet access as well you know.He's probably moving in with the wife / girlfriend. No leisure time to self.Ha-ha moving in with the wife/girlfriend are you sure?
Wonderful bats for the other team and plays the pink oboe.Really?? So which one is the feminine half of the relationship?
Here her head, she lay
Until she'd rise and say :
"I'm starved of mirth;
Let's go and trip a dwarf"
Oh, what to be done with her ?
What to be done with her ?
Ice water for blood
With neither heart or spine
And then just, and then just
To pass time; let us go and rob the blind
What to be done with her ?
Oh, what to ...
What to be said of her ?
But when she calls me, I do not walk, I run
Oh, when she calls, I do not walk, I run
Oh ...|| Here her head, she lay
|| Until she'd rise and say :
|| "I'm starved of mirth;
|| Let's go and trip a dwarf"
|| Oh, what to be done with her ?
|| What to be done with her ?
|| Oh ...
|| Ice water for blood
|| With neither heart or spine
|| And then just, and ...
Ahh wanna be like you hoo hooSofa - Spud wrote on 15/06/2007 :
Louie Prima did the vocals. FWIW
... want to dance. I have no co-
ordination and hate to make a fool of myself.
8 - Where is the nearest public lavatory? I absolutely refuse to pee in
9 - I must be going now as I have work in the morning.*JohnM* formulated on Thursday :
Or in Preston's case...
Things that are difficult to say when sober!
1 - IndefatigabilityOr if you have a stammer, most things :-))on 09/02/2006, *Wonderful Wots* supposed :
I couldn't even tell people that I had a st-st-st-st-stammer! :/If you have one you have two choices, keep stumm or ignore it and speak your
piece, I ccchoose to ignore mmmine, but then again I don't give f--k ;- ...
... ?Christopher said:
Surely a man of your age knows who Julian and Sandy are!Nope. :-) And the only Sandy I know is Sandy of the BB Great Escape.Ahh, gottcha. 'Round the Horne' oh my word, that brings back
memories, used to listen to it on the radio every...errr...Sunday
afternoon IIRC, god, it's been decades since I listened to one of
Kenneth Horne' ... s shows. Used to be soooo funny, with no swearing at
all. Ahh the good ol days, now consigned to memories. :-(
The one that stands out was the motor racing one, Hornes name
was.........err....Goose Vestular Jones IIRC.Christopher said:
If you are seriously interested in ...