Okay, who all got emotional during the final montage?
FFS someone give the boy a tissue !!!!!It's 'ard to sniff. He doesn't need to do it. He's showing off.
Jesus 'H' Christ, STOP BEING 4 YOU TWAT! Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!?!
(".)Funniest thing I've seen for ages. I felt a little bad for laughing
hard at a crying man, but then I thought, "Screw it, it's funny."
Gavin ClaytonWas he crying? I didn't see tears, just lots of blinking and
Either ways, still as funny as fuck IMHO!
... reprieve from the baying crowd. We (and the HM's) were told on
Sunday that Becki would not be allowed to nominate or be subjected to
nominations - that's what was on the laminate which she read to the HM's on
entering the house. If I were Michelle, and she is evicted on Friday, I
would be sending for Max Clifford and a decent media lawyer before Dermot
even gets a sniff at an interview! I would also be suing Becki for her
compliance in the act. After all, she could have refused to comply (as it
was against BB's previously stated own rules) or she could have accrued some
serious Brownie points by immediately spilling the beans to the other HM's
before refusing to comply. Instead she opted to show what she's really made
of - it's just ...
... the old dryer, and using such words as "dilapidated" is
not on. Think how it must have felt to be called "dilapidated" after
having given years of trustful service.Don't worry, it was that far gone, it would never have noticed. Just think
of it this way...........it's spares have probably prolonged the life of
other needy dryers. A selfless dryer to the end. <sniff>oooooops......<anyway>
Shabaz deserves a knighthood for services to buffoonery above the call of
duty, I ate about 70 fucking kit kats yesterday and not a sniff of a ticket,
bit like Willy Wonkas chocolat factory.I bought one with me canned pie and got a ticket, but I'm 90 and 4' 2"
tall. So I won't be going in the house. :-)It happens that *Christopher* formulated :
There's already one in the house who looks like that. :')That's me identical twin brother who went in my place. :-)*Christopher* presented the following :
Is his name Nicholas? :')
They really wanted to know that J was doing to be given shoes?
And they thought she could win? Now that is just taking the piss.| | They really wanted to know that J was doing to be given
| | shoes?
| | LOL!
| | And they thought she could win? Now that is just taking
| | the piss.
I wonder if the BB employees get to sniff the seat in the diary room after
Jackie and Jade have been sitting in there ?Barrf!
Right people I'm going as Top Gear is on in 30 min, just enough time
to make something to eat, and then it's tonights show, and then just a
bit of Resident Evil or BBBM, or a bit of tonights live...not show
before bed. Work in the morning...again grrrr. :-(
See you all tommorow evening.
Fallen.You offering? You bully!!*sniff* Please don't bully me Mister Strangelove. I was only joking you
TidsGot Milk?.:mì§tër_§tråñgêlõvè:. explained :
|||| Right people I'm going as Top Gear is on in 30 min, just enough
|||| time to make something to eat, and then it's tonights show, and
|||| then just a bit of Resident Evil or BBBM, or a bit of tonights
|||| live...not show before bed. Work in ...
... but you rectum.Oh, the b(anal)ity of it all :-Ptext.dial.pipex.com:
There's P coming from your colon... I'd get that looked at.That's what happens when women get all their holes joined together; they
don't know if they're coming or going.I'm on a 12 month waiting list as we speak... bum deal huh(Back) side-spilttingly funny![sniff]..ahhhhhhhhhyou are
i help other corupt solicitors to get illegal immigrants to say in the
country. they make so much money in back-handers that they get loads to me.You can't spell or write and are clearly a bit slow. You're also a Spurs
I would suggest that the government 'let' you try to help illegal
immigrants enter the country as it can only help us out ...
.....sniff.....that the p p p pensioners....snifff...snivel... laughed at
that display as much as I did.
you have a mullet like your heros?So that they could 'drink' them. Generally the point of buying alcohol/
Aww, look how cute it is, it's found Google.
Fallen.Just answer the question: do you have a mullet like your WWF wrestler
Or are you Craig's uncle:
http://www.strangey.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bb6/craig/pages/230605205059_3.htmIt's WWE now! *sniff* How dare you insult the great name of wrestling :(
Fallen.Fallen's just a sad little loser troll who insists on posting
inflammatory, inciting crap each and every Big Brother. Just check the
Google archives for proof.
Hell, even the FUKTBB regs don't (secretly) like him/her.
One for the killfile.*jaw* But they all told me it was you they didn't like :(
(Ok I admit ...
... /newsstory.jsp?id=1479Poor Orlaith, what a shitty mission, especially considering how derek
feels about her.*Christopher* expressed precisely :
She could've enjoyed it much better if she had positioned the pager
down the front of her pants. :-))She did!It happens that *flopsy* formulated :
I wonder which of the BB crew got to keep the pager? :-))What..........AFTER all the blokes had passed it around for a
sniff??...........sorry I know that sounds a bit vulgar, but knowing most
blokes, it's highly likely!!
Flopsy :o)When she handed it back, my wife said "they'll be sniffing that for the
rest of the day" - and it's supposed to us blokes that are vulgar.We just know how you blokes tick! ;o)
Flopsy :o).sorry I know that sounds ...
JADE Goody may have appeared thick but she has made the most money out
of all the women appearing on reality TV with estimated earnings of
Other estimated earnings...
Nadia Almada - £375k
Kate Lawler - £400k
Michelle McManus (from Pop Idol) - £1mI'd like to sniff her shitterHi Maxwell :)
... much larger part is alarmed that these two have not
been able to forget the argument we had that started when I tried to point
out the difference between being alone and being lonely.
Whichever feeling I settle on however, one thing is abundantly clear - my
decision to unsub has been more than effectively validated, and can extend
to a more permanent state this time.
See some of ya's around :-)
Sid*sniff* I feel so touched that a thread baring my name has been revived :DDon't cry, I promise Chris will never, ever touch you in *that* way.
If he does I will touch his nose with my fist
Thing is, this thread started 3 weeks ago to congratulate me on getting a new
job - and I haven't started the job yet! :( Damn paperwork.obviously
You are Tommy ...
... till 2006.*heather* wrote on 13/08/2005 :
and you appear to be one of them!
I have not mentioned anything about their sexual preference! READ my
post, I said that Craig's parents may have had words with Craig because
he seemed a different character towards Anthony this evening. Take your
I have plenty of friends but I don't try to snog or grope them, sniff
their underwear, walk into the toilet whilst they are in there and nor
do I sexually harrass them.
If that is how you get your kicks, it appears to me that you are
sexually frustrated yourself. Try a bottle!
Poor Heather, poor!... get out! :-)
PS: It's bad netiquette to alter other peoples posts!!!OOh who has their knickers in a twist then, didn't your favourite win ...
George the Blue Peter tortoise is dead!
22 years on BP made him the longest serving team member.
SteveAwww, and he deserved a medal for pissing on Chris Akabussi (sp?)
tesslol, I love misbehaving animals on live TV shows!
Oh, it's Kriss Akabusi (he lives just down the road)
Why does Dale sniff all the time?
It's as bad as chewing with your mouth open!I find it rather endearing
... 2004, Geoff dropped undies, bent over, and sprayed us all
Though i did hear "If they even look at me funny again, man, i'll just be,
ffffff" (sound cut).
He just can't stay in there, even though in some sick way i want him to.Oh I 'want' them all to stay :) However I just don't see how that works.
The slightest sniff of any disagreement or alcohol and the exact same
things will happen again. This time someone could get hurt.
As I don't want people to walk because the thugs are still there and I
don't think it's fair that Emma stays if Victor goes then I want all 3
out. And 3 new housemates.
If they are all there at the end of today I'll be amazed. I ...
|| It's no good you pointing at it my lad, the computer says we haven't
|| got one and that's all there is to it.
Right upstairs or I'll send your father up!I suppose a goodnight kiss is out of the question?|| I suppose a goodnight kiss is out of the question?
Very much so as you havent brushed your teeth!goodnight.
sniff,sulk*Super Duper MMI* formulated on Tuesday :
Muuuuuum, I wanna drink of water..... :'(I want a BIG glass of water.
Steve||| *Super Duper MMI* formulated on Tuesday :
|||| Right upstairs or I'll send your father up!
||| Muuuuuum, I wanna drink of water..... :'(
|| I want a BIG glass of water.
You'll both get a BIG slap on the bum in a minute!!I need a BIG ...