... ;okay okay' he said, 'no cheese, no need to
shout', finally I got my beefburgers and returned to my truck, I unwrapped
the first one and sunk my teeth into it and took a huge bite, gagged and
spat it out, I opened the second one and inspected its contents, after
throwing both onto the floor of the carpark I left and vowed never to stop
at a Burger King again, and I haven't to this day. Fortunately for me, and I
suppose Burger King, I simply don't like cheese as opposed to being allergic
to it.You'd rather eat food in your truck? I think that sums up Heston Services!
Part of the problem is that all food places employ people with hardly any
English, but a misunderstanding of a single word can kill people with
Far more entertaining than BB4. After Fight Night things looked bad but I
guess that was expected. Nadia will competely crack up without Marco...
Good times are here again!!!don think so maybe vice versa thoVice Versa what? Nadia cracking up?yeh I think Nadia'd be OK without Marco but not Marco without Nadia, prob
whichever way they'd spend most of the time sulking and sittin on their own
... sludge right out from
between my ears.On 29 Jun 2004, The Original Rob dropped undies, bent over, and sprayed us
As you only vote to evict a person, i predict this will get the lowest
amount of votes ever.
Marco and Nadia may irritate some, but they at least bring some fun to the
house. Just look how dull it went when the last bit of fun was removed
(emma), few want that again.
And i doubt a significant amount of people seriously relish the idea of
breaking up the only romance in there. Apart from the schoolies,
obviously. I bet it won't get over 500,000 votes this week.i can quite easily imagine ppl voting not cos they dislike a person, but
because they like the other one. tehrefore micheel will pick up votes from
the marco/ nadia fans.
i reckon there is a ...
wrong feeds to web!what they shown this time?on now showing newspapers, setting up BBLB studioYou *sure* it's not the one from earlier that you downloaded? I just
clicked on the feed link again and am back in the house!classic Homer moment ... DOH!meeped :
wow..is that the normal quality of the feed this year...superb
the new rm9 codec is marvomeeped :
the lcd monitor)text.cableinet.net:
You're playing he file from your hard drive...doh lol
... a pep-talk
to ensure the privates pass (and put themselves up for eviction!).Good innit:) And to think I was just about to plough my way through the rest
of the Matrix trilogy...nearly missed this!
;o( I want to watch the chronicles of Riddick tonight. they got a task about
6pm last week, hoping its the same this week.
Beep, beep, beep, the potatoes have landed!! *waits for Ahmed to freak
TaliaNow, we'll see how good Jason is at man-managing his buddy Ahkmed.
It's down to Sgt Jas to sort him out.and later tonight he'll have some woman -managing to do;o) when Jason &
Michelle have separate sleeping place's from stu. when Michelle is feeling
SI don't think even Michelle would go for that.... < ...
After all the spleen venting to Makosi this afternoon and talking about how
he's seen what the real Anthony is like... he's now back to being his
He are diminshing him's character he be.Moley [[email protected]
I am sure it will all be blowing up again later as Craig just doesn't
seem to be able to help himself. :-)
Oh great the sleep walker has slipped and hurt her foot again - cue Derk &
teacosy fawning all over her. Now given their attitude about everyone else's
health I wonder whether they will accuse her of faking?. Mind you she was
dancing round ok just a few days after the original injury - this is just
attention seeking . First ejectee from team Teacosysofa-spud regurgitated eggs and wrote in news:d9ujg6$d8n$1
I hope she needs an amputation.
SieWell she already had a procedure to remove an enormous growth from her
rectum a couple of weeks ago.
A Craigectomy I think they called it.
Unfortunately they didn't dispose of the waste product carefully enough and
the parasite has latched itself onto another host.
Once again, this odious camp fake twat is bitching with Steph and
repeated his favourite mantra that he'd like to 'punch Jon's lights
out.' Will he have the balls to actually say this to Jon's face before
next week? I doubt it.
JulieHe just said he'd also like to punch Louis Theroux's lights out because he
acts so ignorant in his TV proggy...... ya know, I think ...
One BIG CON.
Once again the public have been conned by C4 & co, Proof is with this fix.
All future BB shows should be bycotted by the British public to show that
political correctness has gone too far with this bullshit.|| One BIG CON.
|| Once again the public have been conned by C4 & co, Proof is with
|| this fix. All future BB shows should be bycotted by the British
|| public to show that political correctness has gone too far with this
You are flogging a dead horse mate. They are too stupid to realize just how
big a con it is and how they screw the gullible fools.
These people on CBB have not been picked out of a hat have they, when you
think of all the knobheads out there they could pick from.
... how posh/middle class people are allowed to write books, plays,
TV progs, appear on TV discussing their figh with cancer/ their health
/imminent death YET what might be termed the lower orders/working classes
do its supposedly wrong or tasteless.
John diamonds fight with cancer is one I remember well (was married to
Nigella Lawson) and I guess Terry Pratchets decline will also be OK ?
- off on a tangent - look at QI or almost any prog and point out the person
who didn't go to a private school and/or university (even Alan davies who
takes plays the working class "but" went to a "good" school)I don't think that any of the names you mentioned had the moment of the
receipt of the bad news televised live, had a TV crew follow them ...
... proof of insurance?"
|| Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it
|| up to him.
|| Harold nodded and said,
|| "Carry on, Ma'am."
|| As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
|| stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable
|| "Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "not the breathalyser again??!!"
Mind I had a nasty surprise the other day, I was returning from the woods
the other day and as I passed these bushes there was an old women baring her
arse in front of me in the process of taking a shit, not a pleasant sight I
can tell you, and to make it worse my boy had lost one of my best ferrets
As regards the women my ...
... actually !
Is that the Dutch remake starring Matt Johnson?Why
Rather well said.
He is the type who lacks the ability to stand up for himself - chronically
shy - scared to be assertive.
Ironically his performance on fight night contradicted this completely and
he really was the man. But now he's the old Stu again.
Michelle, as you say, behaved like *he* should be. But then again, it wasn't
like 2 guys were going for her, it was 2 lasses. Maybe he felt if he stopped
it he'd be seen as a party pooper. Unfortunately no one respects him I don't
think, though they all like him.
If it was *my* girlfriend doing that I'd probably enjoy it tbh ;)
Not in front of an audience though...
They do not care about losing the money, they can't follow simple rules,
they question those rules over and over again.
And most importantly, THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT PASSING!
Utter rubbish. They should make the tasks decide the shopping budget, or
even who will be evicted (the overall loser goes up).
It was a real downer to waste an hour watching that crap.What was the gamble? It happened in the E4 adverts.
You're ... that I *can* get tickets for that date before you go
booking anything, though. I'll give them a ring on Monday, if I
remember. Elstree's between North London and Watford, btw. Edgware is
the nearest tube.Let me know if you cant get enough to enable me to ruin your evening again.
(8¬ o)Haha, will do! :)Haha! Buk of the cue, you!
I'm sorry that I have to start the Tania/Dave thing again but I've just had
this image pointed out to me.
Hell that girls got butch shoulders and big hands!
Grahamwhere? Kind regards, Sue
JORDAN will dump lover Alex Reid AGAIN because she thinks he is trying
to bed fellow Celebrity Big Brother star Ivana Trump, The Sun can
The model, 31 - real name Katie Price - plans to pull footie ace
They started flirting by text ... when he gets
"She's set her sights on Jermain."
No doubt it's just another ploy to get her name in the papers again.It happens that BigG formulated :
He flashed it in front of everyone, not just Ivana. But if she drops
him, does he instantly become a non-celebrity and thus ineligible to
stay in nthe house?
Oh bless them. The height difference between them is like Mr and Mrs
who the hell are they? They have fake tits too, not good.The girls are from Playboy's "Girls Next Door" series, showing on one of the
many Sky channels, again and again.
Bridget is "real", Holly - Hef's last S/O and Kendra are "enhanced".
==ty for the clarification.
Was all her last night's show just designed to keep her "in" the house? Does
she think that she might be up for eviction and therefore she's had to move
to the next stage of her game plan?
After the army task last week I'd warmed to her a little, but she's really
gone back down to the bottom of the pond again. She really is a sad little
desperate media whore. If her and the Chicken boy stay do people really want
to watch this shit for the final week?
I must have missed something there. Why did they stand up some
of the skittles and knock them down again?They;'d stepped over the line on one roll. I think the second was for
good measure.And to try and make Michelle puke up all over herself, I hope, to recreate a
typical Saturday night out in her home city ;o)
Yet again another black man is evicted at the first opportunity
leaving only white people in the BB house. It's unbelievable that in
this so-called "tolerant" country only white people and one woman have
ever won BB. This will be a better country the day a black man wins
BB and until then we will continue to be persecuted.Victor was up for eviction last week and stayed in the house.
Get your facts right before you start accusing everybody of racism.Yes, but who *did* get evicted? A black man.
Don't feed the troll.Er, so when Jason was 150K ahead, the swing was when everyone suddenly
noticed that Vic was black and not because he was a twat then?
... ceremony in which the first-born
is coated with soot.Alas, I don't think I'm shape enough to get your drift :-)beginning then :-p
<sigh> The 'live' coverage up to the first commercial break shows hm's
doing the same thing and using the same words twice. i.e. dejavu. Next
Friday after the eviction watch and listen carefully, C4 *might* do it
again.And, it seems, you are not *shape* enough to get mine :-)<sigh> If you were shaper you would begrime to understand what
we were talking about.'shaper' 'begrime' ? Plus Clairybums has seen it happen as well.Don't worry Christopher, I'll vouch for you this time, even if just to prove
you're not the ONLY one who noticed ...
... ear telling her to 'move on' all the time.
I'm sure that the Davina interviews are specially designed so that even if the
HM turns out to be unable to form a single sentence, Davina has enough material
(including the VT segments) to fill the show.ear earwhen you kill them.
Could have been he was worried someone would twat him in the back of the
head with a flip-flop again?Heh!To be honest, it would have been deeply insulting to him if the whole
audience could have been united in taking their shoes off and showing him
Top that off with turning their backs on him ;-)
Can't see security taking everyone's shoes at the next frisk !!!That's interesting. Always good to have these insider reports.
Now was it the fear of a crack team ...
Big Brother's Victor and Emma had to be pulled apart by security guards yet
again when they almost came to blows in a TV studio the day before the
final day of the Channel 4 show.
In a re-run of the infamous "fight night" in the Big Brother house, the
pair squared up to each other on MTV's TRL show.
The duo were guests on the programme with fellow evicted housemates Marco
As the interview neared its end, Emma began winding up Victor by patting
him on the head.
... the munchies now
P F J
Right Your inToffo...
...when a man has to chew, what a man has to chew.
SieSomeone was bounty mention toffo's.Raymond Smuckles regurgitated eggs and wrote in news:6WVwe.59524$G8.23167
Eeeew, I hate them, they are evil. Vote the bounty out, NOW!
SieI love 'em, me.... then again I love most chocolate :-),blatted out - in an uncontrolable manner:
me too - they're quality - streat up
it's chocs away if i can blag this delivery
P F J
Right Your inClairybums regurgitated eggs and wrote in news:42c42f3f$0$13510
Fletcher Christian was great but Coconut is a personal ...
but on the beach
SHELL from Big Brother finds herself topless again - this time in her
natural environment, the beach.
The blonde, whose saucy TV antics included mowing the lawn naked, peeled off
during a sun-kissed holiday in Portugal with fellow BB beauty Vanessa Nimmo.
S*checks old lawnmower videos and notes her much improved tan...*
O/T but interesting to Michelle lovers, Charlotte Church's latest
"Charlotte steamed in after the officer arrested the brother ...
I didn't like him for ages, he seemed to handle the last few days with
aplomb and I warmed to him and now here's New Age Psychobabble Dan again
just to bug me.
Fallen.He's tidal.Tidal? or lunar. You decide.