... to my eyes. Why didn't he try it on with her though?
SHELL I didn't realise the sheer level of destitution Shell's mother
was living in until I saw the disturbing images of her family messages
sent from what I can only describe as an upper-middle-class country
manor. In this day and age, no one should have to live like that.
STUART Imagine if Michelle and Stu-pid's actions were to lead to a wee
bambino. I worry as to what form this mutant spawn may take. A
magazine is giving readers a chance to win a trip to New York with
Stu-pid and Team Handsome. I'd rather win chronic haemorrhoids.
JASON This is one fat shiny hobbit that refuses to return to the
Shire. The Hamilton Palace will have to wait before the luminous
orange, balding 'nugget' strolls through their ...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004370956,00.htmlFFS she was obviously joking.
;o)There is a clue: "...but they were soon canoodling again".
What gets me is how a bit of jealousy so easily gets translated into
psychosis (the thread subject line). Joke or not, it wears a bit thin
after the ten thousandth time *gnash!*
I wonder whyThe Sun didn't use that expression this time? Hmmm...
It was simply because so much goof stuff happened yesterday that it
didn't fit into a 30 minute show. I understood this from the
I don't understand why everyone expected an eviction tonight... it
wouldn't make sense... the C4 audience didn't even know Kitten had
received a third warning, so an eviction tonight would have made no
Gavin ClaytonI don't think that Jarvis deserves a full eviction, just booted out of the
back door. It's not as if she had a suitcase to pack!
... ;#39;s family (de la Poer Beresford), so I haven't
had to learn about the Irish records and registers etc. :-)
I've been doing this for over 20 years and as of today I have 6,873
people with 1,098 different surnames, covering 18 generations. My
earliest recorded date of birth is 1566 on one of my maternal lines and
1594 on one of my paternal lines.
The earliest photo of a family member was taken about 1870. I have 52
birth, 43 marriage and 22 death certificates, 4 wills and 8 other
'papers', including the transcript of the Old Bailey trial where one of
my ancestors was transported to Tasmania in 1831.
I started just over a year ago :-)Oooooh, we're all ancestry buffs, hehe. I started in 1998 ...
... to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and
tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she is only
an economy seat and she will have to leave and return to her original seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Cape Town
and I'm staying right ... and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said
to make her move without any fuss.
The Pilot replied "I told her First Class isn't going to Cape Town"Q .. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two
A .. Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
Q .. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A .. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q .. What is the blonde doing ...
Another day, another pile of Me-me-me shite!
So, assuming Charley gets "evicted" on Friday, she has her Davina
interview, she hears the comments of who nominated her - i.e. Chanelle,
Gerry, Liam, Sam, and Ziggy - then she goes back in...
Who do you think she's going to get in the face of? Four of them, she's
already clashed with, but what if she gets in the face of Sam?
Car crash TV!That would be her undoing.
1) Call a girl a ugly bitch
2) Have Big Brother call her to the Diary Room to see if she's
alright. She's still being brave about it so a step 3 is required.
3) On her return, quiz her about getting her baps out, then call her a
slut.I currently have the exact same expression as Rachel.
Darnel is one seriously fucked up person. All because he thought she fancied
him and he got it wrong.
What woman would ever find that attractive?
ACScary more like. He's more like a 'Bunny Boiler' than a 'Bunny
...there it goes! All downhill from here.|| ...there it goes! All downhill from here.
I think Ray will get the biggest vote, looks like Steph will get boos, which
is a shame at this stage of the game.
Following Kitten's 3rd final warning (quite how you have 3 final warning
I'll never work out), BB has stated that it will evict a HM of its choice,
when it decides!
Who do you think it will be who BB will kick out?
Simply make one choice from the list above and I'll keep this thread
updated, until the alleged booting actually takes place and we'll see if we
get it right!
I never see the man when I watch it anyway so it will make no difference if
he's in there or not to me!
This is a transcript of extracts of the conversation that led to
Alexandra De-Gale being booted off Channel 4's Big Brother.
Alexandra and fellow housemate Darnell were in the living room
discussing the fact that she had been nominated for eviction.
"I've got a very, very, very, very, very strong team outside the house,
strong, so solid, strong. I look forward to whatever the result.
"If I get out first, I get out, make the plans. Everyone's got to come
out after that. Every single one of you come out afterwards, remember I
told you. Like I say, my team is strong, so strong."
Alex: "I just can't wait to see my mans and them and see what their
plans are, who they got...I'm not talking about those mans, I'm talking
Jesus fucking christ that camp bald cunt has put me off already and that
stupid lezza bird. What on earth is going on with Tele in this country? We
are worse than the yanks.Couldn't agree more, this is full of freaks this year....
To many Gays in as well, and that thing, the one that went in first, what
the f*ck is that supposed to be?, that voice and stupid jumping around took
exactly 1 second to wind me up.
The only one that seems even half normal in there is Shell/Nush MKII.
As for that Kitten, arrogant slut!We
Kitten has irritated me just by her being. How much
lesbian/student/anti-capitalist stereotype crap can you ...
What a total pile of shite !Bye!
... rule manipulation.
How come HWHMs are now fair game for selection?*Nuncio* explained :
But BB can (and do) change the rules at any time. :-)True. But this one reeks a bit. They seemingly changed the rules within
a day or so. I don't know if it was just because of Liam/Amy, but I'd
like to have been a fly-on-the-wall when that decision was made. Weird.This transcript just fell through a hole in space-time...
Producer1: Oh shit! Bloody Shanessa chose Liam! Damn.
Producer2: Bollox! Now Liam and Amy are getting Ziggy - I mean jiggy!
Producer3: And David and Kara are proving to be dull dull dull.
Producer1: The half-way house seems more interesting than the full one.
Producer2: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Producer1: Yeah -- let's swat that fly ...
... the first
opportunity, they will be given ample opportunity to stir things up/ get
their clothes off/get shagging/spread chaos before leaving and getting
turned into tabloid fodder.
CaptainI'm wondering about the logic of this move by BB. Perhaps they are hoping
that she might pick up a few noms, so that Victor & Jason don't go out over
consecutive weeks? It would be bad to ... lose them both.
I think Ahmed might find his name up this week and possibly Jason & Vic. But
hopefully next week our new HM might take a few noms away from whoever stays
out of Vic & Jason.
MartinAm I recalling correctly that a new housemate has to nominate but can't
be nominated? So Becki will nominate tomorrow?
If that's true and she's ...
... you if you lie.
What was interesting from the site was that BB5 was bigger than BB6 and
our boring BB4 was also bigger than our interesting BB6.Here, according to Ch4
http://www.barb.co.uk/*Pluck* has brought this to us :
This is obtained from a panel of 5,100 homes
These homes return data from around 11,500 viewers
Viewing by visitors to the home is included (guest viewing)
Audiences are reported on a minute-by-minute basis
The panel design is representative of the whole of the UK
People are recruited from all sectors of the population
All viewing environments in the home are represented
Multiple TV sets are measured
I'd like to know who's representing me. :-)No one!
What you get is what you see, i.e. that is 5,100 selected homes.
The extrapolation to UK ...
... vs Sam in the garden
It has accompanying video, but if you can't see the video, here's a
Lesley: "You know, one day you're gonna get the knock... the fu... the
shit, sorry, knocked out o yer, the way you speak to people."
Sam ... fuckin' ugly
she needs to show other stuff."
Gavin ClaytonHow the fat fuck gets away with it is beyond me - in the C4 page - the link
is the same as the one I posted Maxwell stands up for her . I should feel
happier if more of the others were to pull Lesley up - yesterday on the
Dairy room uncut she was having a go at Sam for no reason then when Sam went
to nominate she said to Craig "I'll make her life hell next week!" .
.. Will BB show mercy on Steph and give her a tube of Immac before
she gets evicted?Does anyone else watch this bs?Don't worry, it's nearly finished.
That Would produce a great lift for Pete , they would not let each other go
, it would be like watching the 1990's Film Ghost , i can hear the music now
as they let her back in and Petes eyes light up and the nations tears start
to flow as shes dashs towards him , throws her arms around him and annouces
how she loves him , missed him and how amazing he is.
It would be a real spark for Pete AND IF , they said to the house mate thats
allowed to go back into the BB house they could take a letter from home for
one house mate and its Nikki choosing , she's gonna Plump stright for Pete ,
it would be TV magic , he'll remembering it for the rest of his days.
Ahhhhhhhh would'nt it be lovely.Nurse !
Bucket please !
The obvious reaction is that she is out to irritate BB and that BB should
chuck her out before she destroys the house.
However it is a TV show and all the furnishings and fittings will have been
written off. Kitten can only be good news for ratings unless she kills a
couple of HMs - don't rush to guess which order she kills them in.
So a dilemma for BB - how to let her get away with it all while still
pretending to be evil (and holding back a suitcase can hardly be seen as
being the all-consuming evil one they adverstised on Pretty Grey but
Otherwise OK Friday).You think that would be bad news for the ratings? :)
I have just forseen that Jonathon will return so stop the speculation.
If you wear suede shoes use sticky tape to clean them, apply the tape then
peel off and clean as new, got it.
Farewell.wrong!!! and so was your bonus ball number the other week!!!
Nice one Batters :-D
You can spot the sycophants a mile off that won't hear a bad word said
against weymel, but I think the majority of them are having a damn good
laugh at Merv and Christine; how couldn't they?
BB win. The 'Tree of Temptation' is set to return in the summer:
I'd love to know how they came up with the tree concept, but it works. Had
me in stitches, especially in Nicola's task.STS penned the following:
Duh! So the contestants for the summer series will now be aware of it.
:-(As were the housemates in this CBB, after Jonas told them what was going on
from the word go.They could replace the 'Tree of Temptation' with another in-animate objects.
It doesn't necessarily need to be a single object. It could be mirrors,
gnomes, showers or even ovens. Whatever really.STS penned the following:
Exactly - and ...
The transcript, which is provisional and provided by Channel 4, now follows.
Emily: (referring to Charley dancing/pushing her hips forward) You pushing
it out you nigger.
Nicky: (shocked laughter) Em, I can't believe you said that.
Charley: You are in trouble.
Emily: Don't make a big thing out of it then. I was joking.
Charley: I know you were... but that's some serious shit, sorry.
Charley: Oh my god. I'm not even saying it.
Nicky: Just don't talk about it anymore.
Emily: I was joking
Charley: Do you know how many viewers would watch that?
Nicky: Okay, don't make a big deal out of it.
Charley: Fancy you saying that. I can't believe you said that.
Emily: Somebody has already used that word in this house.
Charley: No way. (Pause ...
just up... in a new Ron Horse "sketch"OH FFS, my impression of kitten......"power to the people, we are all
equal..........Im off to sell out to the newspapers, the BBeforum prog and
anybody else that will pay me stupid amounts of money...........equality for
all"I doubt she got paid much. She may even have been obligated.and
Yeah right, like she was obligated to sell her story to a newspaper, i dont
think so, shes like every BB contestant, a media whore, but shes so sad she
wont admit it.Obligated? Fasciiiist!!!!!!