... 't asked me to dress up like that but he did say he liked
women in suits. That's more his thing."
Bex also said the show would be boring without her boobs. "My boobs are
my pulling weapon," she said.
"I would definitely say my boobs are my best asset. In fact they are
possibly my only asset. If I didn't have them, I would still be a
"Luke has promised to buy me new boobs if he wins. I don't want them
bigger, I just want them firmer.
"But he would prefer to buy me a chihuahua."She's only trying to prolong the relationship when he leaves the house. It
wouldn't be at all believabel if she said oh I can't wait to bed him even
though he's hung like a hamster. ...
Luke seems to be calling the public stupid because they evicted Becks.
Hope he's up next week because there is now a better than reasonable
chance the public will let him know just how stupid they can be. :o)mt678mr explained :
I don't know who is the most annoying him or the other prick who's name
I have forgotten who keeps saying he wants the HM's to "hate ...
"Next thing I know it was a Thursday and he was walking into the Big
Brother house — I was speechless.
"The next day his sister Chloe and I had lots of T-shirts printed up
saying 'Support Luke' and I was actually proud — even if I was lied to.
“"But as time has gone on I feel like he's walked all over me. Why
didn't he tell me he was going in ... to see him kiss Bex has been really difficult. I do not understand
why he is doing this to us. He is being so selfish.
"Clearly winning £100,000 is more important to him than being my
Teetotaller Luke, who will celebrate his 21st with a party tonight, is
unaware of Gina's anger. She added: "He is not the person I thought he
was — he must know I'd be watching so why would he ...
... , why didn't
Davina pull him back around to the fact that he'd managed to get 37% of
the public offside in an 9 horse race?! And... After all the "33.1%, 40%
at the most" Bex crappola - particularly given his barely concealed
dislike of Mo and Darnell - didn't she focus more on many of his hugely
I also found it laughable, that when Luke was played back those who
nominated him, he didn't even stop to pause breath for the reasons,
instead he was just shouting his head off at the imprisoned audience. He
appears entirely immune to self-criticism or self-awareness.
A. Very. Strange. Guy.We're all glad he's gone. Let's never speak of him again.
He constantly accused others of having game plans and having an eye on ...
Pics of Luke & Bex at the Mr Gay UK 2008 in Manchester
and scrolling through the pics there are others of Steph leaving Mahiki
nightclub and getting... "in a car with an old looking man who had his
hands all over her".
http://www.contactmusic.com/photos.nsf/main/big_brother_2014848OMG! Steph's a prostitute!
Just watching Diary Room Uncut, Luke in the Diary room just now, he's
fabulous, so self-deprecating, his comic timing spot on, and I want him to
win now.the problem is that he is also in awe of himself.
He's so far up his own arse, he could tickle his tonsils.
I don't know how many people saw BBLB on Sunday. Grace Dent argued
that Luke is actuallyu the house's biggest game player. They showed
many clips of Luke referring to the "10 grand" and what could be
bought with it. He genuinely sounded interested in the money. And it
really sounds like the guy is so obsessed with the ultimate goal,
that he then gets worked up if others also mention it. Bex saw the
various clips and looked embarrassed. But, after some thinking on her
seat, came up with her explanation. Can't remember what it was, but it
was [email protected]
Luke was evicted with 37% of the votesHe probably worked out in his head that he got 12.6%.It happens that *jj66* formulated :
Which he then probably corrected to 12.61% ;-)
It's not Rachel's fault he's a dweeb twat who's still a virgin.Yeah, he's a bit of a knob who is starting to show his true colours. All he
seems to do lately is put down the housemates who he sees as a threat to him
in the game.
It's not just Rachel he is trying to turn people against, he is also trying
to do it with Kat, Mohammad too.He's frustrated cos he can't have his bed time wank....the little
wanker.Luke misses his five times a week.
Did you see Darnell & Dale talking about it with Sylvia?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_z42ZfjOLj4&feature=relatedLol, I must be psychic.
... their manifestos to the rest of the group, before using the rest
of the day to campaign to the other housemates. Big Brother will supply
them with suits and rosettes to wear.
When the campaign period is over, the housemates will then cast their
ballot choosing which of the three candidates they would like to become
the Head of House.
The results will be announced by Big Brother tomorrow morning.
The three housemates running for election are Dale, Darnell and Luke.What was funny was that Luke was saying something about Rex, just as
Rex walked into the room.
I dont think Luke was saying anything malicious (this time), but Rex
doesn't look to pleased. Luke may have Mikey's and Bex's votes, but he
most certainly doesn't have Rex's. :-)
... that doesn't seem very "fair" does it.*mt678mr* submitted this idea :
But I think it is. Most of the housemates have spoken about nominations
and gone to gaol. Why should Luke be the only one unable to nominate
because of it?Because his timing's s**t? ;o)*Flopsy* was thinking very hard :
Exactly, just as I said in my reply to Salman.After my post ... amp;#39;s done no worse than any of the others. Mario also remarked
quite a few times about not breaking the rules but he did break the
rules, went to gaol and was allowed to vote.
It just so happens that Luke got sent to gaol on the day of nominations
and BB took advantage of that fact by inviting them to exchange the
'get out of gaol free' card. If they hadn't used the card they ...
we are all witnessing alan partridge the early years!"TOYNOSTALGIAMAN / TNM-COLLECTABLES - KIDSCOLLECTABLES"
hehe - good call
although - there is something about Luke that I like.
He's Glyn, but with a bit more nous - I wouldn't be surprised to see him
do pretty well.
K - kiss of death there then :-)
.. it's a no-brainer, is it? They will announce Luke's eviction, Rex
will be in an emotional turmoil and then he's going to see his
girlfriend walking in.And, wow, surprise, it's Luke..Has Luke asked for a recount yet?
GwenIt happens that *Gwendoline* formulated :
Even when involved in 'one on one conversations', Luke uses the forenames of
It's as if he continually narrating to an audience, rather than taking part
on a private conversation.
Any thoughts on this ?It happens that SWENuser formulated :
Only to state that he is a complete cowsun and piss ant.
Rebecca has been throwing water over him in the luxury bedroom and now
he's got to change his jumper, trousers and underpants.
Mikey said she's only doing it because she wants to see Luke strip off
his wet clothes.
Luke said: "She's infatuated with me!" LOLHe's a two faced little snake Darnel has him sussed.Yup. Luke is a snake in the grass.
I am not surprised that Darnell and Rachel have got him sussed because they
are actually pretty switched on to the bullshit going on in the house.
Although, I am surprised that Darnell was talking so openly to Dennis last
night.He's a shit shirring dweeb twat being bullied, deservedly so, by a
bona-fide Vicky Pollard.
Why is Luke A wearing a yellow baby-gro for the eviction?
Is there a back-story?It's a chick. Man inside a chick. Get it?
I hope it's that - not an 'adult baby' thing. Which, along with the
'furries' and people who form sexual attractions to their trucks is
probably a sign that humanity has spread itself too thin.But then won't BB have to give him a warning in the DR for
not being PC about transgender people or something? :-)
Did Amanda address Big Brother in the DR as 'Luke' ? As in "I'm dead
sorry Luke" ? Is Luke the male voice? How does she know that?I noticed that too, she did call him Luke, didn't she?
tessMissed it. Was it when she was using the loudhailer?
Might've been a 'Luke, I am your father' thing...No, the first time, when she was saying sorry for having broken the
??Sure it wasn't 'look' in a Stoke accent?
Darth Vader voice though the loudhailer.
Video of Luke's predictions this week.
It show's how this guy is really out of tune with the house.
He's not aware that Sara has nommed Rachel every week?
He thinks she'll nominate Stuart and Nicole?
If she does nom Stuart it'll be because he wants to go. Nicole can't
Also Rex doesn't seem to nom people who dislike him. He doesn't hold
grudges. Luke thinks he'll nom Lisa, but Rex spoke well of her in the
noms pod this morning.
He forgets that Lisa constantly talks about Rachel behind her back.
It's the kind of thing that got him and most of the others evicted.
Luke really is on another planet.'I'm Luke from Big Brother 9, thanks for evicting me' ...
... : "We spent loads of time together.
"I really care for him, although I was being sarcastic when I said I
Rebecca, up for eviction with Darnell and Mohamed, was booted out with
65 per cent of the vote.
Yesterday she laughed off Luke's relationship with girlfriend Gina
Bannister, 17, who has dumped him over his frolics with Rebecca.
Rebecca, from Coventry, said: "I didn't know he and his girlfriend were
serious. I didn't think they were. I'd be bothered if they were
Explaining her attraction to Luke, she added: "I didn't really fancy
him at first but we got closer and closer. I'd rate him nine out of 10
"If I'd stayed in the house, I think we'd just have carried on getting ...
... if they're hanging around because of "fat cheque books"?
I've also heard rumours that Pillockio was offered a large sum of
money to perform his live, slimy and very indecent proposal.
I wish they'd make a E4 spinoff in which the media circus crew can
peddle their engagements, fake weddings etc. show, and leave my BB
viewing experience unsullied.Bex & Luke have an agent who is trying to make money for himself as
well as for them, just like almost every housemate has done since BB1.
They are not sponging off another person just because they have money.That's one perspective, I can appreciate that.
I still wish they'd go away. :-)*SupaTee* submitted this idea :
I wish they'd *ALL* go away. :/
We and the press ...
Other than moan (24/7), what does Luke do?*Lyx* laid this down on the screen :
Luke's in bed feeling a bit poorly
It'd be be so funny if he said to Bex ..
"You may not realize it but I was once a weak man"
And she replied
"Well, once a week is enough for any man"
Classic from Carry On Doctor .. Kenneth Williams and Hattie Jaques,
who comes to mind whenever I see Luke and Bex together. :-pSupaTee has brought this to us :
Is it terminal ?Isn't he more like Charles Hawtry, though?
John LI'm no doctor, but my prognosis is ... he can kiss goodbye to his
dreams of a successful politcal career :-p
and dish it up to the housemates and then bleat how the canibals had eaten
I was enamoured with his humour at first, but he really is a machivellian
shit, telling us how everyone is convinced they're gonna win so we can shout
"Oh no they won't!"
I know a lot of people here have seen Luke for the shit he's been for a long
time, so hopefully he'll get nommed by the HM and the public will turf his
ass out of there.
JoeHe's a snivelling little lick arse rat, whom if was the last contestant left
in the house at the end, would talk about himself behind his back!That's excellent! Literally LOL at that cos it's so right.
I wondered why we hadn't seen any news of Luke & Bex in the USA but now
I've just read that the couple were spotted at Peterborough's passport
office on Friday.
They told fans they were about to take an all-expenses-paid holiday in
America following their evictions from the Channel 4 series, courtesy
of a glossy magazine.
Very strange thing to do. At a time they could milk ...
Aaaaah.At least he can take solace in the fact that his new girlfriend, whose
experience with men is probably confined to six pinters, thinks that he's a
great kisser...rofl.:-)hers is 6 pinters, his is holding hands with a 17yo and possibly mutual
masturbation with one of his male schoolfriendsa
Luke: "By Saturday night she'll have her tongue down another mans throat"
Rex : "Like Mohammed?"
At least Luke knows what kind of slapper she is and their relationship will
get no where.jj66 formulated the question :
rofl His face was a picture at that.